it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn
“IT’S TOO HOT” I yell, as I rip off my outer layer of tin foil.
I am a potato.
By the way, this is a silkie chicken.
oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN
FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY
#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.
BUT LOOK AT THE LION’S MAINE, IT’S LIKE SO FLUFFY THAT I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE IT.
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i started a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
more bloody than brilliant
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
not qute done yet, but the paint job’s not bad
this is totally sick, babe!!! major props